gnarly:

when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you image

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  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
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lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

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muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

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